The bestselling stocking filler returns, though you might want to give granny her Christmas sherry before she looks at "Mock the Week's Funniest Book of All Time" is an hilarious, edgy collection of brand new gags from the team behind the popular panel show. It includes categories such as Unlikely Dictionary arsehopper (n.): small green insect that lives up your arse. I may have misheard this. Unlikely Village Clegg-Under-Cameron; Cock-on-the-Curtain; Tinchy Stryder ...Unlikely Things to Hear During School 'This year's Speech Day has of course been ruined by those silly boys who assassinated Mr Bartram ...' Unlikely Things to Hear on Downton 'Mr Bates' leg? He hurt it helping Otis Ferry throw a fire extinguisher off Nelson's Column at a Countryside Alliance march.' Unlikely Crosswords You won't get this (12, 4, 3, 5). This refers only to this and the previous three "MTW" books, and even that's a matter of opinion...